Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed

a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in

The flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly

Under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

Such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then

Installed

Undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, NASCAR 2.0 and Golf

Clubs 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply

Crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

Problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?

Signed, Desperate







Dear Desperate:



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.



Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML and

Try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0

Update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should

Then automatically run the applications jewelry 2.0 and

Flowers

3.5.



But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband

1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring

Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus

In the background that will eventually seize control of all your

System resources).



Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These

Are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited

Memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might

Consider buying additional software to improve memory and

Performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck,